"omg that body is unattainable"
"i don’t have the time to eat healthy"
"they’re obviously using steroids"
"it’s not in my genes"
"[any variation of ‘It’s difficult and challenging/uncomfortable/inconvenient, so I don’t want to do it]"
waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.